rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

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puregag:

Bad lip reading

yikes:

someone actually said this to me today

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puregag:

What did they put in my coffee?

mondays:

Mondays.

idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

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hi:

I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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